Coffee versus tea is one of the most personal and culturally loaded debates in human history. Coffee is the fuel of the modern world — 2.25 billion cups consumed every day, powering writers, programmers, executives, and students through the challenges of modern life. Tea is the most consumed beverage on Earth after water, with thousands of years of history across Asia, the Middle East, and Britain. Coffee drinkers are passionate, evangelical, and will debate single origin versus espresso blend endlessly. Tea drinkers are loyal, refined, and will fight to the death over brewing temperature. Which beverage truly wins when the world votes?